A Dog Walks into a Bar, The Top Punchlines
What should the punchline be for the A Dog Walks into a Bar joke? That was the question I posed of you, our readers and social media followers, a couple weeks ago. I was THRILLED to see the large number of awesome entries and to read through your creative ideas. I compiled the list of A Dog Walks into a Bar joke entries and sent them along to my list of elite judges who helped me decide on some of the favorites. It was really hard, though, since there were a ton of great entries!
This post has a few runners up winners (who received a $50 gift card to either BeerPaws or Meowijuana, their choice) along with the grand prize winner. The grand prize winner will be getting their paws on CBD Treats from Treatibles, a Hops Dog Toy (an upsidedown Artichoke) from Planet Dog, a personalized Tie-Dyed Bandana, a snuggly Bone Blanket from Teckleklub, some treats to help with the munchies, and a personalized A Dog Walks into a Bar shirt with their punchline! Not too shabby!
So, here are some of the honorable mention entries:
A Dog Walks into a Bar...SQUIRREL!
A Dog Walks into a Bar and tells the bartender "my wife is a bitch."
A Dog Walks into a Bar and says "you look quite fetching today." The Bartender says "Thanks, I really dig your backyard." The dog says, "I like big mutts and I cannot lie."
A Dog Walks into a Bar and asks "Is this fire hydrant taken?"
A Dog Walks into a Bar and, orders water because he can't hold his licker."
Here are the two Runners-Up entries:
A Dog Walks into a Bar, then out, then in, then back out. - John M.
A Dog Walks into a Bar and orders a GROWLer. - Jen M.
Last but not least, here is our Grand Prize Punchline Winner!!
A Dog Walks into a Bar, and says "Toilet water on the rocks, please!" - Devri M.